Cream First, You Heathen T-Shirt
This t-shirt dives right into one of Cornwall's most passionate debates: jam or cream first on a scone? The design features a stack of adorably grumpy scones, topped with the bold statement "CREAM FIRST, YOU HEATHEN." It's a playful and cheeky way to show allegiance to the traditional Cornish method of scone preparation.
Perfect for kids who love getting involved in family food traditions and friendly debates! This shirt celebrates one of Cornwall's most cherished culinary customs in a fun, lighthearted way. Children will love being part of the "team" and showing off their knowledge of proper Cornish etiquette when it comes to cream tea.
It's a wonderful conversation starter that teaches kids about local traditions while giving them something to feel proud about. The design is both educational and entertaining, helping children understand that food customs can be an important part of regional identity. Plus, the grumpy scone characters are sure to make them giggle!
The shirt also makes cream tea outings extra special - imagine your child wearing this while enjoying a proper Cornish cream tea at a local cafe or during family baking sessions at home. It's a great way to connect with Cornwall's culinary heritage and show that even the youngest family members have strong opinions about doing things the proper Cornish way!
Made from incredibly soft, premium fabric with a comfortable fit that's built to last, this durable tee is perfect for cafe visits, family gatherings, or everyday wear. Let your child wear their culinary convictions with pride!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DBW Creative Clothing
- Email: daryl-brennan-welsh-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cream First, You Heathen T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|