The Grumpy Pasty Guardian Mug
Protect your morning brew with Cornwall's most vigilant defender!
Meet your new kitchen companion – a mug that's as protective of its contents as Cornish folk are of their beloved pasty recipes. This sleek black ceramic guardian features our cantankerous crimped crusader, standing watch over your tea, coffee, or hot chocolate with the same fierce dedication that's kept authentic Cornish pasty traditions alive for generations.
Why you need this mug in your life:
- Premium black glossy finish that's as smooth as a perfectly crimped pasty edge
- Generous 11oz capacity – perfect for proper Cornish-sized portions
- Dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike sharing pasty secrets with outsiders)
- Conversation starter guarantee – watch friends debate the proper way to hold a pasty while you sip smugly
Whether you're a proud Cornish local, a pasty pilgrim who's discovered the joy of proper Cornish cuisine, or someone who simply appreciates good humor with their hot drinks, this mug delivers both laughs and liquid refreshment.
Perfect for:
- Cornish expats missing home
- Foodies who take their regional cuisine seriously
- Anyone who needs a daily reminder to guard their treasures (pasties included)
- Gift-giving to fellow pasty enthusiasts
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to visit your nearest authentic Cornish bakery.
Claim your Grumpy Pasty Guardian today – because some things are too precious not to protect!
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DBW Creative Clothing
- Email: daryl-brennan-welsh-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.