The Truth Is In The Gravy - Steel Water Bottle
Stay hydrated while you investigate Cornwall's most delicious conspiracy!
They came for our pasties, but we're not going down without a fight! This premium stainless steel water bottle celebrates Cornwall's most important truth – that authentic Cornish pasties are so extraordinarily good, they must be attracting interstellar attention. Featuring our iconic UFO abduction scene with a perfectly crimped pasty caught in the tractor beam, this bottle is your hydration companion for all earthly (and possibly extraterrestrial) adventures.
Why this bottle is out of this world:
- Premium 17oz stainless steel construction – built to withstand alien encounters and Cornish weather
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours (perfect for that post-pasty tea)
- Leak-proof stellar-grade cap – no mysterious leaks, unlike certain government cover-ups
- Eye-catching cosmic design with authentic Cornish pasty floating in UFO tractor beam
- Conversation starter guarantee – watch fellow pasty believers nod knowingly
Perfect for conspiracy theorists and pasty patriots: Whether you're staking out your local bakery at dawn for fresh pasties, exploring Cornwall's mysterious stone circles, or just need proper hydration while debating the finer points of authentic crimping techniques, this bottle keeps you refreshed and ready for anything the universe throws at you.
Ideal for:
- Cornish locals who know the real truth about our superior cuisine
- Visitors who've experienced the life-changing power of an authentic Cornish pasty
- UFO enthusiasts with excellent taste in regional delicacies
- Anyone who believes some things are too good to be purely terrestrial
- Perfect gift for fellow believers in Cornish culinary supremacy
Warning: May cause increased cravings for proper Cornish pasties and spontaneous conversations about extraterrestrial food preferences.
Grab your Truth Is In The Gravy bottle today – because the best mysteries come with the best gravy!
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DBW Creative Clothing
- Email: daryl-brennan-welsh-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.