Don't Touch My Pasty Youth Tee

Fair warning issued! This shirt comes with Cornwall's most important public safety announcement.

Meet Cornwall's grumpiest food critic – a seriously unimpressed pasty who's had quite enough of people eyeing up its golden perfection, thank you very much. With a scowl that could curdle clotted cream and a message that's crystal clear, this brilliantly blunt t-shirt speaks for every child (and adult) who knows that some things are simply non-negotiable.

Why your little pasty protector needs this shirt:

This isn't just clothing – it's a diplomatic warning system! Perfect for young foodies who've learned that sharing is caring, but pasties are sacred. The gloriously grumpy cartoon pasty delivers the message with just the right amount of Cornish attitude, while the bold text ensures there's no confusion about the house rules.

Perfect for little ones who:

• Have strong boundaries when it comes to their favorite snacks
• Understand that pasties require proper respect and personal space
• Want to educate others about authentic Cornish food etiquette
• Appreciate that some warnings are best delivered with humor
• Need a shirt that speaks for them when their mouth is full of pasty

The wonderfully grumpy expression perfectly captures that "back off, this is mine" energy that every true pasty lover understands. Made from soft, playground-ready fabric that can handle sticky fingers and adventure-filled days, this shirt is built for young defenders of Cornish culinary treasures.

Get your Don't Touch My Pasty tee today – because some messages are too important to whisper!