The Grumpy Pasty Guardian Mug

Protect your morning brew with Cornwall's most vigilant defender!

Meet your new kitchen companion – a mug that's as protective of its contents as Cornish folk are of their beloved pasty recipes. This sleek black ceramic guardian features our cantankerous crimped crusader, standing watch over your tea, coffee, or hot chocolate with the same fierce dedication that's kept authentic Cornish pasty traditions alive for generations.

Why you need this mug in your life:

• Premium black glossy finish that's as smooth as a perfectly crimped pasty edge
• Generous 11oz capacity – perfect for proper Cornish-sized portions
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike sharing pasty secrets with outsiders)
• Conversation starter guarantee – watch friends debate the proper way to hold a pasty while you sip smugly

Whether you're a proud Cornish local, a pasty pilgrim who's discovered the joy of proper Cornish cuisine, or someone who simply appreciates good humor with their hot drinks, this mug delivers both laughs and liquid refreshment.

Perfect for:

• Cornish expats missing home
• Foodies who take their regional cuisine seriously
• Anyone who needs a daily reminder to guard their treasures (pasties included)
• Gift-giving to fellow pasty enthusiasts

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to visit your nearest authentic Cornish bakery.

Claim your Grumpy Pasty Guardian today – because some things are too precious not to protect!